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MUSINGS

Random thoughts on life and whatnot

Prof. Cujo St. Bernhardt 

1. Have you ever wondered so much that it caused you to wander too much and then you wondered why you wandered in the first place?

6. Do Smart Cars help you with long driv-ision?

4. The phrase "acting crazy" assumes that the individual in question is lucid enough to know they are acting. 

3. When asked what I do for my "bread and butter" I simply state Pepperidge Farm Hearty White & Country Crock (though technically Country Crock is vegetable spread).  That usually shuts 'em up.

9. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck...?  I have a few questions in response to that age ol' question:  First, Who is this Chuck guy anyway and why is he chucking wood with a woodchuck?  Is he building a home for his woodchuck?  Does Chuck have a last name?  Is it Wood?  Is Chuck even alive anymore?  Was he ever?  So many unanswered questions?  We may never know!  AAARGH!!!

 

2.Grounds for Thought...

Make your coffee taste like brains.

 

12. I tried online dating but didn't have much luck...so I went to the grocery store and bought a whole bag.